Greetings key wielders and enemies of car paint,
I wanted to send you a letter of thanks. Thank you so much car-keying person! I mean it sincerely, with that nice, decorative wave design all down the side of my car made by your artful key stroke - I know that my car is still nice enough that really, really insecure and small minded people feel threatened enough by it's mere presence in a parking lot - to try and make themselves feel better by harming someone else's property.
I'm a pretty considerate driver. Under normal circumstances - I use my turn signals, don't crowd people when I park, drive the speed limit and when I can - try to allow people to merge in easily. Additionally I do not have any sort of bumper sticker or other car decoration that others might object to, I have nothing at all decorating the outside of my car. So indeed the only reason I can think of why someone may wish to key my car - is that it is a nice looking, if not old (helooooooo tape deck!), car.
I'm also happy you did it because what goes around comes around. Think of that and don't complain when something nasty happens to you next. And that you are an insecure, weak minded person. And I do need to be reminded that not everyone is fair, honest and decent in society. So think of that next time you see a decent looking car and think to yourself how much fun it would be to harm someone else's property.
